PRISON BREAK TV Show

Welcome back!

John Abruzzi: Got an issue with our little friend over there?
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: I don’t gotta come to you. You don’t give the green light.
John Abruzzi: Everything in here runs through me, you know that.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Maytag’s in the ground because of that piece of detritus.
John Abruzzi: So now you want him.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Every day, for the rest of his bid.
John Abruzzi: Seems you and I have something in common, then.

Michael Scofield: I need you to trust me.
Lechero: Ooh, trust you? I don’t know you good enough, brother. Teodoro!
[T-Bag comes in]
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Si, Patron?
Lechero: Can I trust this bobo?
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Him? He’s a snake. He stabbed me in a back every chance he got.
Lechero: Huh…
[approaching Michael]
Lechero: A snake who stabs a man in the back? I never heard of such a creature before.

Denise: I have never done that before.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Then I guess we were making up for some lost time.
Denise: I have to ask, Sam, are you, uh… are you married or something?
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Me? No. What makes you think…
Denise: Come on now. I may be plain, but I’m not a fool. Usually the men I end up with are just looking for something, you know…on the side.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Denise, the only “side” I’m interested in, is the inside. And that place within you…is not plain.
Denise: I have to get back to work.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Do you really?
Denise: I have to close tonight.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: How ’bout I pick you up after? We can have dinner.
Denise: Are you sure?
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Denise…I insist.

Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: I’m just a friend.
David “Tweener” Apolskis: A fruity friend. I don’t need none of that.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Easy now.
David “Tweener” Apolskis: No. You think you’re getting up in this, you got another thing coming.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: [about Tweener] Boy’s a bit confused about his pigmentation, but he sure does have spunk.

Michael Scofield: This is going wrong in every possible way.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Hat’s over the wall now.
Benjamin Miles ‘C-Note’ Franklin: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: It means we’re committed. It’s time to go get the hat. We don’t have a choice.
Benjamin Miles ‘C-Note’ Franklin: Yeah, we do. We can walk right up outta here, right now, man.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: And then what? We are already in the house. Those women are already bound. We have committed this crime. We leave, it ain’t gonna change any of that!

Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: [seeing Tweener] I just found me an inbetweener! Where you goin’ with such a hurry, huh?
David ‘Tweener’ Apolskis: None of your beeswax, yo.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: I know where, same place every other man who was in that room that night. They all comin’ around here for a big family reunion… at the KU KLUX Ranch, if they ain’t here already.
David ‘Tweener’ Apolskis: Ain’t no country folk in this town ever heard of the Double K Ranch.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Seems like you’ve been misinformed, indeedy there is a Double K. It’s just a matter of who gets there first, all right? The stars are going to collide in Tooele, my friend.

Michael Scofield: Tell me that’s not what I know it is.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Oh, it is. But don’t worry. Before I destroyed it, I committed it to my photographic memory.
[eats last bit of the map]
Michael Scofield: Coming from a compulsive liar I find that a little hard to believe.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: I’d a tattooed it to my body, but I didn’t have the time…

Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: I was only looking, Pretty! What’s that old chestnut? I can look at the menu, doesn’t mean I’m going to eat.
Jeanette: Do you know what the best cure for a broken heart is?
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Do tell.
Jeanette: Get back on the bike. Whatever bike it is.