Welcome back!
John Abruzzi: Got an issue with our little friend over there?
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: I don’t gotta come to you. You don’t give the green light.
John Abruzzi: Everything in here runs through me, you know that.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Maytag’s in the ground because of that piece of detritus.
John Abruzzi: So now you want him.
Theodore “T-Bag” [...]
Michael Scofield: I need you to trust me.
Lechero: Ooh, trust you? I don’t know you good enough, brother. Teodoro!
[T-Bag comes in]
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Si, Patron?
Lechero: Can I trust this bobo?
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Him? He’s a snake. He stabbed me in a back every chance he got.
Lechero: Huh…
[approaching Michael]
Lechero: A snake who stabs a [...]
Michael Scofield: It’s time you made good on all the bad you’ve done Theodore. Your gonna do me a favour, Lechero has a cell phone and I need it.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Oh shall I turn water into wine while I’m at it? Or give his mother a right good rogering? Why the hell would I [...]
Denise: I have never done that before.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Then I guess we were making up for some lost time.
Denise: I have to ask, Sam, are you, uh… are you married or something?
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Me? No. What makes you think…
Denise: Come on now. I may be plain, but I’m not a fool. Usually the [...]
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: You know, we can work on this railroad all the livelong day, but it don’t matter if Scofield doesn’t know what happens once we get off the train.
Michael Scofield: Let’s rotate. Keep everybody fresh.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Welcome to the coal mine, canary.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: We both know how it feels to lose [...]
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: I’m just a friend.
David “Tweener” Apolskis: A fruity friend. I don’t need none of that.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Easy now.
David “Tweener” Apolskis: No. You think you’re getting up in this, you got another thing coming.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: [about Tweener] Boy’s a bit confused about his pigmentation, but he sure does have spunk.
Michael Scofield: This is going wrong in every possible way.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: Hat’s over the wall now.
Benjamin Miles ‘C-Note’ Franklin: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: It means we’re committed. It’s time to go get the hat. We don’t have a choice.
Benjamin Miles ‘C-Note’ Franklin: Yeah, we do. We can walk [...]
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: We got us a problem. Mojo’s moving into Scofield’s cell. And That ain’t all. He was bitchin’ about the toilet so Geary’s putting in a work order. They move that toilet…
Charles Westmoreland: They find that hole.
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: We are all screwed
Benjamin Miles ‘C-Note’ Franklin: How much Mojo promise?
Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell: $200
Benjamin [...]
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: [seeing Tweener] I just found me an inbetweener! Where you goin’ with such a hurry, huh?
David ‘Tweener’ Apolskis: None of your beeswax, yo.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: I know where, same place every other man who was in that room that night. They all comin’ around here for a big family reunion… at the [...]
Michael Scofield: Tell me that’s not what I know it is.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Oh, it is. But don’t worry. Before I destroyed it, I committed it to my photographic memory.
[eats last bit of the map]
Michael Scofield: Coming from a compulsive liar I find that a little hard to believe.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: I’d a [...]
David ‘Tweener’ Apolskis: Yo man, this is not good. We got her up in our grill checkin’ in on us all the time.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: The boy’s right. My hand says “I can’t dig”. I’ll volunteer to keep her occupied.
Michael Scofield: You don’t touch her.
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Who are you, Sister Mary Francis? I know [...]
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: I was only looking, Pretty! What’s that old chestnut? I can look at the menu, doesn’t mean I’m going to eat.
Jeanette: Do you know what the best cure for a broken heart is?
Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Do tell.
Jeanette: Get back on the bike. Whatever bike it is.